Maniacs Who Like to Pretend There's ANY Difference Between Two DJs

     Insane Person: "Dude, I know this KICK ASS DJ . . . you won't believe this shit, he has like all these records and like, he comes to the club and like puts them on the TURNTABLE and like reaches over and puts the needle ON the record!! He like, totally moves the SHIT out of that needle and then he like, totally turns up the volume on the system. Then everyone starts dancing! Shit man, you GOTTA hear this guy -- you've never seen anything like it."
     Sane Person: "Well, how much is it?"
     Insane Person: "It's $50 per person at the door, but only $40 if we buy them NOW!"
     Sane Person: "But I can go to this other club and hear pretty much the same crap for $10? If you're gonna pay $40 to $50, shouldn't you get a concert with a legitimate band playing"
     Insane Person: "No man, you don't get it, THIS guy can like play the SHIT out of that record. Then when the song is JUST about to end, he like starts ANOTHER record!! Yo man, that shit is WACK!"
     Sane Person: "Guess so."